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"All women are beautiful in one way or another; there's always something about every damn one of you; a smile, a curve, a secret." - Hank Moody

"When you're a kid, they tell you it's all "grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it." [sigh] But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder.[grins] And so much better." --Elton Pope, "Doctor Who: Love and Monsters"

"You know, sometimes we're not prepared for adversity. When it happens sometimes we're caught short. We don't know exactly how to handle it, when it comes up. Sometimes we don't know just what to do when adversity takes over. And I have advice for all of us. I got it from my pianist Joe Zawinul who wrote this tune. And it sounds like what you're supposed to say when you have that kind of problem. It's called Mercy, Mercy, Mercy." –Cannonball Adderly, 1966

"Sometimes you win. Sometimes you loose. Sometimes it rains." - Nuke LaLouche, Bull Durham

Hank Moody: Hell-A Magazine blog number 1. Hank hates you all. A few things I've learned on my travels through this crazy little thing called life. One, a morning of awkwardness is better than a night of loneliness. Two, I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. And three, while I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's Playboy bush or anything. Just something that reminds me that I'm performing cunnilingus on an adult. But I guess the larger question is why is the city of angels so hell bent on destroying its female population.
--Californication: Hell-a Woman

Radio show host: What's your latest obsession?
Hank Moody: Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it's really given us is Howard Dean's aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to kiddie porn. People... they don't write anymore, they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it's just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King's English.
Radio show host: Yet you're part of the problem, I mean you're out there blogging with the best of them.
Hank Moody: Hence my self-loathing.
--Californicaion: LOL

If you have it you don't need it.
If you need it you don't have it.
If you have it you need more of it.
If you have more of it you don't need less of it.
You need it to get it.
And you certainly need it to get more of it.
But if you don't already have any of it to begin with, you can't get any of it to get started which means you really have no idea how to get it in the first place, do you?
You can share it, sure.
You can even stockpile it if you'd like, but you can't fake it.
Wanting it, needing it, wishing for it.
The point is, if you've never had any of it, ever, people just seem to know.
--Old Spice commercial

Current Residence: Garden State
Print preference: 100's, 50's, 20's
Favourite genre of music: Jazz, blues, alternative, and anything I can dance too.
Favourite style of art: Things that make me go "oooh"
Operating System: Whatever is running
MP3 player of choice: IPP-odd Nano Nano
Shell of choice: Scallop...or conch. It's a tossup.
Wallpaper of choice: Paneling
Skin of choice: leather, latex, darlex, and anything that's tight black shiny and restrictive on her
Favourite cartoon character: Dangermouse